A few Observations:

1. Mud flys are lame. I got stung/bitten by a mud fly yesterday while running on a cross country trail in the woods. That wasn't very pleasant.

2. The weather is really messed up. Spring in summer (constant rain all through june/half of july), summer in fall (85 degrees today)... this does not lend itself well to field hockey season.

3. Staying up late to study for a test and not sleeping, only increases risk of failure. Don't study--sleep.

4. Sleep is good.

5. Technology hates me

6. I don't like Apple. They come out with new products (ipods) every two months, rendering the super amazing one you just got completely worthlesss.

7. I like apple food products. Apples, apple cider, cider donuts... local stuff is the best.

8. Technology still hates me.

The Brothers of Awesome forum is a go! Sign up now at http://bacondonut.freeforums.org. Our aim is to be awesome and to affiliate ourselves with the main new site of this community.

I am starting my own Dunder Mifflin Branch

go here: www.dundermifflininfinity.com and join up as my employee! To do that, sign up to work in the OH - Youngstown branch and then where it says "If a regional manager sent you a branch hiring code:"

use my code: mxysdgur69

if you don't enter the code I won't get you as my employee, and I need ALOT of employees to get the Ohio branch! If we get 15 before everyone else we take the branch WOOO! If everyone joins, we're sure to win! Please help me! it will be fun! We'll have our own Dunder Mifflin office and I'll be your boss MWAHAHA! and we get to earn Schrute bucks. sweet.

So my day started with a question, as it often does at six am on Saturday morning. "Mom, wake up. Can you find my fire nation lego helmet in the lego box?"

Translation: "Mom wipe the drool off your mouth, and find me my needle in the needle stack."

I calmly got up and got everyone their breakfast, hoping Dillan would have moved on from legos to a new toy, because I was afraid to even begin the search for the dreaded near-microscopic legoman helmet. No such luck. After Captian Crunch had filled my eight -year -old's belly he asked me again. "Hey Mom, Aang needs tht helmet if he's going to sneak into the fire nation. He doesn't have much time, you know." Oh do I know. SO I trudge to the playroom and begin sifting through the gianormo lego container with Dillan right at my heels. After a half an hour of lego diving, we come upon a helmet but not the helmet, it was a viking, which I thought suited Aang quite well. I was wrong. We found Batman to which I made a huge Mom error that went like this...

Mom: " Oh look at this Batman, he's so cute."
D: "Mom the Dark Night is not cute."
Mom: "I dunno that Christian Bale is pretty cute as Bateman, dude."
D: "Gross."
Mom: "Well, I bet Batman could kick some serious fire nation butt.
D: " Just give me the Batman please. * grumble, grumble, moan* Aang is not going to be happy.....Pffft Moms..
*grumble*


Boys and their toys. Totally priceless.

A stupid little game has stolen my soul. I knew it would happen someday. I guess I know how Kolic feels now, with him and his WoW. I'm a simpler man then Kolic though, it only took a little arcadey style game with 500 levels to turn me into a mindless game zombie. I actually woke up at 7:00 this morning so I could continue onto the next level. I'm such a loser. Maybe it's because the hero of the game is a ninja... and maybe I relate to him because, I myself, am a ninja. At least that's what I'd like to think. 2 conflicting addictions... StationZer0, and N

How will I ever survive?

Earlier today, my car broke down on the way to the dentist's office. Awesome. It's fixed now, so I don't why I'm complaining.

Jimpy,
I chose your chat color in honor of you!

OK, so BFTI is over and I have that empty feeling in my heart. It was a fun round!
I am super tired and really should be sleeping but...nah!

Thanks for always making me laugh and I wish I had something brilliant to post but I don't. However, in the event that I come up with something brilliant; I'll be back.

Don't forget, guys and gals. We have a BFTI tag for our posts. Just making sure we all knew. :)

So I'm driving along in the rain when my two girls start telling each other knock-knock jokes. The only thing is, Gloria is 3 1/2 and Diana is 2, so they only kinda get it. This is what I hear:

G: Knock Knock
D: Who's there?
G: Orange
D: Orange who?
G: Orange you glad I didn't say strawberry
(they laugh)

then

D: Knock Knock
G: Who's there?
D: Lacka lacka
G: Lacka lacka who?
D: Strawberry
(they laugh)

and then finally, this gem:

D: Knock Knock
G: Who's there?
D: Strawberry
G: Strawberry who?
D: Nana loves you Gora!
(Nana= Diana and Gora = Gloria)

Even I laughed at that one.

I was going to go out tomorrow morning and buy a donut, wrap it in bacon and then takes pics/video as I ate it. But then I saw that the BoA has their own blog thingie, and only certain people can post in it, and I thought "heck no I am not going to do something awesome like that if I am not invited to that!" So I may still do it, but I won't be sharing with that horrible club!!!!!!

Fancy a bacon wrapped donut?

Well, this guy does.

I haven't admin-ed a blogger in over a year. I feel mad with power.

*MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Hello this is my second contribution: color testing!

I hate facebook applications. Then I hate having to sign up for them so I can see what people are saying about me. Stupid Superlatives. Stupid Compare People. Stupid No Mercy!

Ummm, so I just moved back to school, I'm in my new apartment and I love it. We have our own little breakfast nook and kitchen and bathroom for just us. It's nice to not have to wear shoes in the shower anymore. I'm not on a meal plan anymore either so I've been cooking all my own food and haven't managed to poison myself just yet.

My roommate and I are going through and watching Lost from episode 1. He hasn't seen it before, and gets mad whenever I gasp at an obvious moment of foreshadowing. (Walt: You owe me $20,000. Hurley: You'll get it.) He's loving it so far though, and we just finished the 13th episode, Hearts and Minds, or as I like to call it, "Dude, she's your sister!"

My classes have been pretty cool this semester, I'm learning how to mold young minds for the future, and it's very enjoyable. My math class is taught by a good professor, not the idiot I had last year. My history teacher is basically a shorter version of Bob Saget. On the first day of class he informed us he had a problem with cell phones in class, attendance, and vodka, but that it was none of our gorram business.

I'm really excited for the new musical with all the Beatles songs in it. It comes out in a couple weeks, and I found a girl from the school next door, Simmons, who was willing to go with me haha so that's exciting. And now it's just about time to start my dinner.

Oh, and the Patriots rock. The headline on ESPN yesterday said it all:

"Scary Good."

I would like to make my first post very special.
So I will will quote a very good film.

"Yubaba is a dried up old hag!"

Muaha i was the first contributor Jim invited.
Hopfully my future posts will actualy be informative.

WHOOOOOO! BLOG PARTAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

Wow! I'm a contributor! And this is my first contribution to jimpbblmk/StationZer0 Contributions!

Hi all! It's my first post. Hope I don't bore you all to death.

First off, Knotty is right. The Boondock Saints is a great movie. Sean Patrick Flanery is dreamy. :) But my favorite movie of his is called Girl. If you haven't seen it then rush out and rent it now. RIGHT NOW! It also stars Tara Reid in the only good role of her career. It has a "My So-Called Life" feel to it. Sean Patrick Flanery is the equivalent to Jordan Catalano. If you've never seen My So-Called Life before then you have no clue what I'm talking about, and that's your own loss. :p

Second thought: It's true that you can tell who your real friends are on moving day. Remember that the next time you need help moving or when one of your friends ask you for help. At this rate I'm the best friend some people have ever had. I can't even remember how many friends I've helped move! A few months ago I saw a bumper sticker on a truck that said "Yes this is my truck. No I won't help you move." I think I need to put that sticker on my ass. (Can I say ass on here?)

Ack! A public forum.... What to say, what to say?? Want my first post to be something brilliant, pithy, important, thought provoking. I'll have to say something great...


Wait, what do you mean I've gone live?? What do you mean, everyone can see me here, typing in my grungy tee-shirt.

Oh bollocks! (I've always wanted to say that!)

Do you know how much I don't want to be at work right now? It doesn't matter that my bosses have not been here, it's just I really want to go home. I have been downloading music (Psapp, Fiest and some other person I can't remember) and sending some to my friend all day and going through my iPod. I have the movie Boondock Saints on there, so I might watch it.

Have you ever seen that movie? It is awesome! I love Sean Patrick Flannery in it. There is so much violence and it just makes me wish I was more Irish. I recommend it to anyone and everyone and their dogs' robot's creator.

I am waiting for Jim to do stuff with my pictures. Jim, get on the ball. I have mentioned you in both of my posts!

I am also scanning something as well. I hate our scanner. Everytime it scans a page, this box pops up on my screen telling me it is scanning. So I can't type, or hit enter during that time because if I accently his the backspace button or the enter button then it stops scanning and I have to get up and put the papers back in and start over.

I am going to have sushi tonight.

Hell Yeah!
The Runna is here!
Woooo!

ugh, I couldn't sleep last night, I went to bed at 1:30 and finally by 4:00 I decided to get up and actually do something, like watch some office! and then some salad fingers... The last thing you want to do when you're half asleep at 5 in the morning is watch salad fingers.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg just won a Creative Arts Emmy for "D**k in a Box." Sheer brilliance, right there.

And according to Associated Press, artificial intelligence is now getting very close to that point where computers will be smarter than humans. Cue freaking out; the world's gonna end soon!

today was nice and chilly, and it was NFL opening day, and it just feels like fall! my favorite time of year! and that means soon i can use my new adorable jacket that i got for a steal this summer! YAY!

Well Hello! It's me Carrie!
Right now I am chatting and playing BFTI!
No complaints at the moment.
Thanks for letting me contribute!

It is 11:46 and I am eating dumplings. If I keep this up, I will be on the same eating schedule as Jim.

Why is the bathroom door in my house not as wide as all the other doors??? I keep hitting my little toe on the frame, and it SUCKS!

Hey man, pretty awesome. It is kinda silly that you have to capitalize things in HTML. Hope this keeps up. :)

Who the hell made links case-sensitive? HTML is NOT supposed to be that way!

Blogs are cool, Blogs are fun, blogs are FUN FOR EVERYONE! they're my new favorite thing. aaaaaaand, jim is awesome for introducing them to me. I Love you man, like a brother.

I need to make more of an effort for the frontpage. I can only use BFTI for so long. One week, and back to spoilers and full reviews. You'll all see.

So, we're playing this game called Battle for the Island over StationZer0. I'm playing [censored]. Ha! Thought you'd never guess.

Random thought. The irony is priceless in making a censoring filter for anything. There has to be so much profanity in that code.

Testing.

Wow, great post. Love it.