Earlier today, my car broke down on the way to the dentist's office. Awesome. It's fixed now, so I don't why I'm complaining.

Jimpy,
I chose your chat color in honor of you!

OK, so BFTI is over and I have that empty feeling in my heart. It was a fun round!
I am super tired and really should be sleeping but...nah!

Thanks for always making me laugh and I wish I had something brilliant to post but I don't. However, in the event that I come up with something brilliant; I'll be back.

So I'm driving along in the rain when my two girls start telling each other knock-knock jokes. The only thing is, Gloria is 3 1/2 and Diana is 2, so they only kinda get it. This is what I hear:

G: Knock Knock
D: Who's there?
G: Orange
D: Orange who?
G: Orange you glad I didn't say strawberry
(they laugh)

then

D: Knock Knock
G: Who's there?
D: Lacka lacka
G: Lacka lacka who?
D: Strawberry
(they laugh)

and then finally, this gem:

D: Knock Knock
G: Who's there?
D: Strawberry
G: Strawberry who?
D: Nana loves you Gora!
(Nana= Diana and Gora = Gloria)

Even I laughed at that one.

Fancy a bacon wrapped donut?

Well, this guy does.

I haven't admin-ed a blogger in over a year. I feel mad with power.

*MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

I hate facebook applications. Then I hate having to sign up for them so I can see what people are saying about me. Stupid Superlatives. Stupid Compare People. Stupid No Mercy!

Ummm, so I just moved back to school, I'm in my new apartment and I love it. We have our own little breakfast nook and kitchen and bathroom for just us. It's nice to not have to wear shoes in the shower anymore. I'm not on a meal plan anymore either so I've been cooking all my own food and haven't managed to poison myself just yet.

My roommate and I are going through and watching Lost from episode 1. He hasn't seen it before, and gets mad whenever I gasp at an obvious moment of foreshadowing. (Walt: You owe me $20,000. Hurley: You'll get it.) He's loving it so far though, and we just finished the 13th episode, Hearts and Minds, or as I like to call it, "Dude, she's your sister!"

My classes have been pretty cool this semester, I'm learning how to mold young minds for the future, and it's very enjoyable. My math class is taught by a good professor, not the idiot I had last year. My history teacher is basically a shorter version of Bob Saget. On the first day of class he informed us he had a problem with cell phones in class, attendance, and vodka, but that it was none of our gorram business.

I'm really excited for the new musical with all the Beatles songs in it. It comes out in a couple weeks, and I found a girl from the school next door, Simmons, who was willing to go with me haha so that's exciting. And now it's just about time to start my dinner.

Oh, and the Patriots rock. The headline on ESPN yesterday said it all:

"Scary Good."

I would like to make my first post very special.
So I will will quote a very good film.

"Yubaba is a dried up old hag!"

Muaha i was the first contributor Jim invited.
Hopfully my future posts will actualy be informative.

WHOOOOOO! BLOG PARTAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

Ack! A public forum.... What to say, what to say?? Want my first post to be something brilliant, pithy, important, thought provoking. I'll have to say something great...


Wait, what do you mean I've gone live?? What do you mean, everyone can see me here, typing in my grungy tee-shirt.

Oh bollocks! (I've always wanted to say that!)

ugh, I couldn't sleep last night, I went to bed at 1:30 and finally by 4:00 I decided to get up and actually do something, like watch some office! and then some salad fingers... The last thing you want to do when you're half asleep at 5 in the morning is watch salad fingers.

today was nice and chilly, and it was NFL opening day, and it just feels like fall! my favorite time of year! and that means soon i can use my new adorable jacket that i got for a steal this summer! YAY!

Well Hello! It's me Carrie!
Right now I am chatting and playing BFTI!
No complaints at the moment.
Thanks for letting me contribute!

Blogs are cool, Blogs are fun, blogs are FUN FOR EVERYONE! they're my new favorite thing. aaaaaaand, jim is awesome for introducing them to me. I Love you man, like a brother.

Random thought. The irony is priceless in making a censoring filter for anything. There has to be so much profanity in that code.